Wednesday, July 15, 2009

What does it matter to you / When you got a job to do?

We knew we weren't crazy, at least with respect to this particular issue:
[W]hen it comes to the idea that we should consciously try to include more people in the legal process and the judicial process, from different backgrounds, count me in. But your speeches don't really say that to me. . . . And the one thing that I've tried to impress upon you through jokes and being serious, is the consequences of these words in the world in which we live in.
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) to Judge Sonia Sotomayor (CA2), Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings, 14 July 2009. Transcript courtesy of The Los Angeles Times.

Next up: Senator Schumer asks the nominee to imagine there's no countries.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Recipe: Ginger Tonic


Welcome back, B&B readers. We apologize for the gap in service; the B&B recently moved its editorial offices and we're still sorting through the last few boxes. (Fellow citizens of QMFC need not worry; we moved just a few blocks—closer, as it turns out, to both the taco truck and the liquor warehouse).

The Sotomayor confirmation hearings are the big political and legal news of the week, but so far, there have been few surprises (save maybe Lindsey Graham's inadvertent Paul McCartney quotation late this afternoon—we heard it, we swear; more once the transcript is available). Instead, we'll turn our attention to the evening's drink.

We spent much of the weekend avoiding the remaining unpacking and closet organization by passing the hours in the kitchen. Our freezer now is full of homemade breakfast sausage, and the loaf of banana bread has already come and gone. (More on both some other time.) When it was all over, we found ourselves with a surfeit of ginger root and fresh limes. Out of the remainders this drink was born.

Ginger Tonic
3 ounces gin
1 teaspoon ginger syrup
3/4 ounce lime juice (a bit less than one lime's worth)
3 shakes bitters
soda water

We discuss the ginger syrup in a moment. For now, be patient and have faith.

Cut the lime in half through the fat middle (the equator, for the globally inclined). Cut a quarter out of one of the halves (an eighth of the lime, for the fractionally inclined). Set the piece aside and squeeze the other seventh eights of the lime into a mixing tin filled with ice. Add gin, bitters, and ginger syrup. Shake vigorously and strain into an Old Fashioned glass filled with ice. Add a few ounces of soda water. Add remaining lime piece. Give a gentle stir or two to incorporate the soda.


The character of the drink lies somewhere between a gin and tonic and a highball1. It is a triad of light sweetness, spiciness, and acidity. The ginger and lime also make this a distant cousin of the Moscow Mule, with which we may deal in a few months as weather and moods grow bleaker and we are in need of strong medicine to steel us against short days and cold nights.

Don't bother with particularly good gin, as the subtly will be lost amid everything else. Gordon's—simple but reliable—is our brand of choice for this long drink.

We contemplated simply calling this the Ginger Sling, but that, apparently, is something else. The drink of course contains no actual tonic water—in our experience generally too sweet to be refreshing. Rather, we use the word as the Oxford English Dictionary second entry defines it:
Having the property of increasing or restoring the tone or healthy condition and activity of the system or organs; strengthening, invigorating, bracing.
Indeed.

Ginger Syrup
This is nothing more than simple syrup with some smashed ginger thrown in during the cooking. If that makes sense, head for the stove now. Otherwise, read on for the quick explanation.

Take a few pieces of ginger, peel them, and chop them. Take a meat mallet, hammer, copy of Mason & Dixon, or whatever other heavy object is near, and whack the ginger into a rough paste. Put the ginger and equal parts sugar (regular white refined) and water (tap) into a sauce pan. About a cup of each is suitable here. Heat over medium until the mixture hits a boil. Turn off heat and allow to cool. Once the syrup is cool, strain out ginger and pour the liquid into a squeeze bottle. Refrigerate. Use to sweeten iced tea, the Ginger Tonic, a sour relationship, or whatever else.



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1. We are of course aware that the designation "highball" can describe any drink comprising a spirit and a carbonated beverage. In our heart, though, a highball will always be whiskey and ginger ale. If you're trying to get on our good side, toss in a maraschino cherry.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A Weeknight Dinner

As much as we at the B&B enjoy investing a full afternoon in making dinner, circumstances often demand something faster, particularly during the work and school week when time is tight and sleep is precious. Still, we prefer not to resign ourselves to a weeknight schedule of alternating Lean Cuisine with Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Our dinner this evening. Clockwise from top: salad, oeufs brouillés, olives, dry-cured sausage, cheese, cornbread.

Assuming you buy or have previously made the cornbread, the whole thing takes between ten and fifteen minutes to assemble. Bake the cornbread fresh and you're looking at about forty minutes total—manageable, even midweek. Have a drink, put on a Seinfeld rerun or two, and dinner will be ready before George is forced to confront the existential question of whether he may in fact be Cartwright.

We are sometimes guilty here of going on at a length atypical for this medium, so we've decided to break our discussion of the meal into a series of shorter posts this week. Next time on the B&B: salad.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Recipe: Leftover Potato Soup

In addition to the usual charcoal ash and foggy head, another thing we were left with following this year's Memorial Day holiday was an excess of plain boiled red potatoes. Having exceed our quota of scrambled eggs and fried potatoes for the week with a large bowl of cold starch still in the refrigerator, we tried to think of other uses. This is what we did.

This is barely a recipe; it's more a prompt for experimentation and an encouragement to view leftovers as something more than just a slightly stale version of what you ate yesterday.

Leftover Potato Soup

This is little more than a standard, if not quite wholly traditional, potato leek soup or vichyssoise, depending on how French one wishes to sound.


We give only loose measures here—first, because making soup does not require the laboratorical care of, say, baking a cake, and second, because encouraging variation from what we produced this week is part of the point. (And, third, because we are reconstructing from memory several days after the fact now, anyway.)

Ingredients
4 leeks
1 quart chicken stock
2 pounds leftover boiled red potatoes
2 uncooked Russet potatoes
1 pint half and half
milk
dry white wine
butter
Kosher salt
black pepper
Cayenne pepper
Cognac
chives

Equipment
soup pot
immersion blender
two large bowls
knife and cutting board
kitchen shears

Method
Rinse leeks. Cut off and discard tips. Cut remaining white portion into slices. Discard green portion. Place slices into bowl of cold water, separating rings to the extent possible. Allow leeks to soak for several minutes at least to allow sand between layers of the leek to settle out.

Peel Russet potatoes and cut into small chunks. Place into dry bowl and cover with water. Discard starchy water immediately and cover with clean water. Allow potatoes to soak for several minutes at least to leech out excess starch.

Drain, rinse, and dry leeks. Melt several tablespoons of butter in pot over medium heat. Add leeks. Sweat leeks by cooking them until soft but not browned.

Drain raw potatoes. Add raw potatoes, cooked potatoes, chicken stock, a heavy splash of wine, salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper to pot. Liquid should nearly or entirely cover all solids. Add stock, wine, or water as needed if volume of liquid initially isn't sufficient. Turn up burner heat to medium high. Allow stock to simmer. Cover pot. Reduce heat to maintain simmer.

Allow the stock to simmer for 20 minutes or until the raw potatoes are cooked and soft throughout. Remove pot from heat and allow to cool for a minute or two. Blend mixture with immersion blender. Add half and half. Blend again. Alternately add small quantities of milk and blend the mixture until you've achieved your preferred consistency, remembering that the soup will be thicker when it's cold, should you intend to eat it that way. Add a splash of Cognac. Use nothing fancy. We generally use Salignac VS Cognac, about $17 per fifth at retail. Blend again.

Taste the soup again and add salt and the peppers as you desire. (We make explicit this tasting step as a reminder to do it once again near the end of the process, but if you're ever waiting for our permission to taste what you're cooking, you may want to reexamine your relationship to authority.)

If you intend to eat the soup hot, return it to the burner and heat it over low until hot throughout. Otherwise, allow the soup to cool, preferably in an ice bath, then refrigerate it until cold.

As you wait for the soup to reach the desired temperature, wash the chives. Three or four chives per serving is appropriate.

Once the soup has reached the desired temperature, ladle it into bowls, take a few chives, and cut the chives over the bowl using kitchen shears.

Serve.

Notes
The procedure above approximates what we did with our leftovers, including the addition of a few raw Russets. Do what suits your mood and available ingredients. Start with all cooked potatoes or all raw. Start with baked or roasted or mashed potatoes. Leave the skins on or take them off. Use exclusively heavy cream or exclusively milk. Swap sherry for Cognac and an ale for the wine. Add half a sweet onion to the leeks. Add mushrooms. Add bacon. Eat hot. Eat cold. Do whatever. Assuming the soup is salted correctly and you're happy with the consistency, it's next to impossible to screw this up.1 And even if you do manage to end up with something horrible, at least, we hope, you've learned something for next time.

If you do try your own variation, please do let us know, either by leaving a comment below or by e-mailing us.

It was a busy evening at the B&B editorial office, and we were thankful to have a bit of this soup left in the refrigerator to anchor a late meal of soup and salad.



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1. Do not, however, try to use a food processor in place of the immersion blender. Not only will end up with (literally) a hot mess, but whatever soup you manage to retain in the bowl of the machine will be turned into something resembling paste more than soup. If you haven't yet gotten around to spending the $15 at Target for an immersion blender, let the soup cool down a little more, then transfer it in batches to a standard bar blender and puree. Failing that, just force the whole thing through a drum sieve.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Beer to Grill By

Barbecue season is upon us, which means two things.

1. Make sure the landlady doesn't throw a wet towel on your coals while you walk away for ten seconds to get the chicken legs.1

2. Beer.

Every season means beer around the B&B offices, of course, but barbecue season presents a particular challenge. We look for something crisp and refreshing to distract us from the hot New York summer, but nothing so light that it gets lost once the food is ready. (Miller Lite, though indistinguishable from water, doesn't do much to support a good cheeseburger.) Many beers fit the bill, and we inevitably cycle through them as the summer wears on. But were we shipped off to a desert island with just a Weber, a pack of hot dogs, and a case of beer, we'd want the Brooklyn Brewer's Pennant Ale '55.


Named to commemorate the Brooklyn Dodgers' 1955 World Series win over the Yankees, Pennant Ale embodies a balance well suited to barbecue drinking. It has a deep, rich ale flavor but never feels heavy or flabby. The carbonation is ample, reminding us that a barbecue is a party; but the beer holds little foam, so we never feel as though we're drinking a milkshake in the triple-digit heat. (This is one reason our first and truest love, Guinness, is sadly not the best choice a summer afternoon.) Pennant Ale walks close to the line of cloying but never crosses it; moderate sweetness compliments grilled meat and barbecue sauce, but even late in the evening, one never worries that sugar shock is close at hand.

As above, the color is a medium-dark copper with a slight tinge of red in it. The green halo in the photograph is purely a result of our incompetence artistic license in shooting the picture.

The flavor of Pennant Ale resembles that of Magic Hat's #9 Not Quite Pale Ale (official good beer of places that otherwise don't have good beer), but we find the Pennant better balanced overall. Like #9, the Pennant Ale features a slight fruity apricot flavor in the background. Pennant Ale is also mercifully devoid of the strange aftertaste can afflict other Brooklyn products. (Brooklyn Lager, we love you, but your finish sometimes reminds us vaguely of the East River.)

Like the best kind of cheese to put on a burger or the best brand of pickle2, the best beer for a cookout is ultimately a matter of individual taste. One could do worse, though, than Brooklyn Pennant. Enjoy the weekend.

Stats
What: Pennant Ale '55
Who: Brooklyn Brewery
How Much: $10 or so for a six pack
ABV: 5.0 percent
Rating: Yes, have some.



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1. Seriously. Saddest day ever.
2. Just kidding. The correct answers are "Boar's Head cheddar" and "Claussen."

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Viva la Difference

Google Suggest is, if not always revelatory about the human condition, then at least strangely fun for its voyeuristic quality. What does the voyeur observe? As Josh Levin put it in Slate two years ago, Google Suggest "creates an endearing portrait of a throng of befuddled seekers." This morning, in the course of doing some decidedly unacademic research on the basic difference between Shia and Sunni Muslims, Google Suggest told us what else the world is trying to differentiate. Grammar takes the top spot of a list that also includes technology, economics, mental health, and cellular biology.

Google Suggest completions for "difference between," beginning with the highest ranked:
difference between affect and effect
difference between plasma and lcd
difference between dvd-r and dvd+r
difference between white and brown eggs
difference between college and university
difference between brown and white eggs
difference between socialism and communism
difference between recession and depression
difference between psychologist and psychiatrist
difference between mitosis and meiosis
The list is surprisingly devoid of pop culture. (We might well ask Google the difference between Taylor Swift and Taylor Hicks—though most culturally literate people probably don't need Google's help for that.) The narrative suggested by the list is interesting: having purchased some new home electronics, one begins to wonder just how bad the economy is, then tries to figure out what sort of mental health professional to see.

More puzzling: eggs are causing a lot of angst. If not for the same question posted two different ways, might shell color turn out to be the most pressing global mystery of our time?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Taco de Mayo

Today is Cinco de Mayo, which, Marketplace reminded us earlier this evening, has something to do with Mexico beating the French army in 1862. Like Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo's primary significance in mainstream American culture is that it is an excuse to eat and drink. Around the B&B editorial offices, we need no such excuses, and today, as we do at least once every week, we paid a visit to our local taco truck, a veritable landmark (if a mobile one) of our area.

We're having our tacos with Bass tonight, decidedly un-Mexican but good nevertheless. We stand by our previous baseless assertion that it's a little early in the season for tequila, but today, it's entirely appropriate. Should you find yourself passing the evening with a few margaritas, just chalk it up to an interest in nineteenth century Mexican history.